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Parks and Recreation S04E11 The Comeback Kid – Review
04 months ago
by ParisObdan
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Let’s face a handful of facts here first. The Parks and Rec cast has the highest funniness rating of all comedies on TV right now. It can be argued that The Community does more with less, however this is what we are dealing here:
-Amy Poehler: The funniest woman in Hollywood at the peak of her powers.
-Aziz Ansari: The fastest rising comedian of the past couple of years and arguably the most famous Indian (anywhere) outside of India ever.
-Chris Pratt: The person with such perfect comedic timing that he overshadows everyone on the show, including the preceding two. Also Anna Faris’ (the More >
Paris Obdan Gets Acquainted With New York, Worlds Divide
05 months ago
by ParisObdan
in Paris Obdan
Act 1: Shopping for Intangibles
In my stories I always use nicknames for the people involved and the only exception to this routine so far is my BFF Esben asking me specifically to use his full legal name when I eventually wrote the saga of what we did in Los Angeles on new years eve 2011. The pathetic fact of the matter is, I still haven’t finished writing that story even though that night constituted of maybe one of the top 4 most amazing things I had ever pulled, as well as the inception of one of my most enjoyable vagabonding friendships. Hence as of now, I STILL haven’t used a single More >
Paris Obdan is Easily Annoyed, Routinely Declares War on Educators
01 year ago
by ParisObdan
in Paris Obdan
Every year two weeks before the spring semester is to end, Carnegie Mellon University hosts the ‘Spring Carnival’. Student organizations build booths, a traveling carnival sets up rides in the Morewood Parking Lot, lots of house parties take place, and a large portion of the students spend the majority of their times intoxicated and/or blitzed out of their skulls.
The preceding Thursday and Friday are added to the weekend to make this jamboree possible, and a good time is mostly had by all. The carnival usually coincides with the time when the sun comes back to the city of Pittsburgh after an More >
Argent Provocateur Does NYE in NYC, Is Pleasantly Starstruck
02 years ago
by ParisObdan
in Argent Provocateur
When it comes to idiotic ideas, having a big dinner party with LOTS of booze the night BEFORE New Year’s Eve ranks pretty high in the list. With full knowledge of this, it was the exact activity we indulged upon in December 2006. I’ve been meaning to make a trip out to New York to see Hushgirl who recently moved to NYC from Philly and was working on a very successful international denim company.
She is aptly named due to the fact that she loses her voice EVERY time she either drinks, smokes, or goes out dancing, making her completely impossible to ID on the phone the More >
Argent Provocateur Tag-Bounces His Way Into Trouble, Pays Homage to Indiana Jones
02 years ago
by ParisObdan
in Argent Provocateur
Anyone who hasn’t seen ‘Indiana Jones and The Raiders of the Lost Ark’: stop reading this entry and go watch the first 10 minutes, then come back, I’ll be waiting.
Done? Good.
No, we will not be talking about the young Alfred Molina as the backstabbing local guide but the famous ‘sandbag-for-idol’ scene; where Indy attempts to replace a golden idol with a sandbag of comparable size and weight in order to avoid activating a trap that will release once the pressure on the platform holding the idol changes even slightly. He does a poor job in the movie and gets chased by a huge fucking rolling More >